Plump Lady

I noticed in the list of Google ads in the sidebar, in addition to "Overweight" and "Weight Loss" and some of the other regular options, one of the choices was "Plump Lady." And of course I eagerly clicked, because I wanted to know what the keywords "Plump Lady" might be advertising. Is Plump Lady a hot new band? A variety of gourmet sausage? A prize-winning thoroughbred? An extra-curvy blow-up doll?

Alas! "No ads were found that matched your search." Google, you tease, I'm very disappointed in you.

But hey, if any of you want to advertise your new band or blow-up doll, you will be the one and only result for Plump Lady! So give your product this awesome name, and then sit back and watch the money roll in. You're welcome!