Your Magnificent Booty
Can become even more magnificent bosoms! A fat grafting technique is being perfected, which allows women to get the fat slurped out of their "love handles" and have it stuck in their boobs. Because that is where fat belongs, porky. In your tits, where it is, at least, aesthetically pleasing.
posted by anne at 4:55 PM
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I always wondered why the hell doctors didn't just harvest women's own body fat, instead of getting all worked up about all the different varieties of plastic boobs. I especially wondered, once doctors started using harvested fat to smooth out faces, why a woman's own fat wasn't being used for breast enlargement, instead of foreign objects. I realize that for some women, they haven't much in the way of surplus body fat; but a lot of ladies who want bigger breasts want them so that their bodies will be more proportionate. So: Smaller hips/thighs/belly, and bigger boobs! It seems totally logical. And your body, it seems to me, would be much less apt to reject something from your own body. It just seemed so ... logical.
Snackiepoo, in the same vein, why couldn't women use donated harvested fat? If doctors can take bones from dead people and use them in the living, why can't they use healthy harvested fat?
Think how valuable fat women could become overnight! We could sell our excess poundage to the flat-bosomed (or those who just needed some smoothing and adjusting). We could make money AND become smaller. The harvesting could pay for itself! Our fat would be worth its weight in gold!
dolley - Have you ever seen the movie "Fight Club"? After watching it, it made me wonder why we don't all sell our fat so people can make soap and nitroglycerin :)
Dolley...
You are a genius and a hero.
Adopt me.
I agree with Snackie. Personally, in my next life I'm going to be a B-cup. Or a guy.
in the same vein, why couldn't women use donated harvested fat?
Eeeeuw!
No, no, Buffpuff; it's not Ewwwwww! It's just a new way of looking at something, that's all. It's no more Ewwwww! than donated blood, or donated kidneys - or, for the poor driven needy souls, sold kidneys. That there should be a need to sell a vital organ to survive, now that's Ewwwwww. But voluntarily harvested fat? That's recycling, in the best sense. It helps the giver, and the receiver. It's surely safer for women than artificial substitutes. And it's renewable!
Pastaqueen, I've only caught part of Fight Club. While some people might get a bang out of the idea, I'm afraid it's no soap as far as I'm concerned. (Plus, I prefer to have people associate the possibility of voluntarily harvested fat with something a little more "for the social good" - a bit more like donating eggs - rather than "good for parts/ingredients." If even someone as prominent as Alistair Cooke can have his body wind up in an illegal body chop shop for parts, I don't want that thought occurring to crooked entrepreneurs in conjunction with fat folks.)
Anonymous 9:09 AM - wouldn't it be great to have stock in that medical consortium?? It could be bigger than Yahoo.
I'm sure you're right, Dolley but I'm seriously squeamish, and the thought of my girls being inflated with somebody else's arse fair puts me off my chilli sin carne!
We can all rejoice at Dolley's discovery, because singlehandedly, it would *destroy* the patriarchy.
Think about it.
Gives you the tingles, doesn't it?
I second the Ewwww. I understand the great breakthrough, but I must admit, the thought of someone elses fat inside of me (like I need the help) grossed me out as well. But, oddly enough, knowing that someone's new boobies have a little of me in them does not gross me out. Interesting...
Let's get this donation thing set-up so we can be nice and donate our fat for the chest-impaired. I could use the money. ;)
I identify with snackiepoo in the upper levels. I wonder if they can do the reverse for me, trim up my tatas to round out my bum. And then, once we've all been custom designed to suit the common consensus of lovely, tatas will go out of style, because everyone has them, and style just can't bare to praise something everyone already has. How on earth would they make their millions that way. (sarcasm)
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