Mesotherapy

Have you heard of mesotherapy? It is a weight-loss treatment invented by the French. Oh, those wacky French. It involves "hundreds of injections," so right there I know I'm having nothing to do with it. Reading further, I see that in addition, "No one says exactly what they put into the (syringe)." Oh, that's comforting. I take it back; sign me right up.

And it took Roberta Flack a year to lose forty pounds with mesotherapy plus (wait for it) diet and exercise. I'm sorry, if I'm getting "hundreds of injections" I want to be able to lose forty pounds on a diet of ding-dongs and bad reality television.