Weirdest Courtship Ritual Ever
Thanks to Pop Culture Junk Mail, I discovered a very funny site dedicated to mocking sexist, illogial, badly drawn, and otherwise ridiculous Stupid Comics. I thought of you guys when I read this one, in which a woman loses 56 pounds in 5 weeks, then hooks up with the boss who ordered her to lose the weight in the first place:
“Judging from the cover, this is either a story about a fat woman dreaming about being thin and having boyfriends, or about a thin woman bored with men who just wishes she could be alone and stuff her face for a change.”
It’s entertainingly horrifying, as are many of the other comics on that site. And it conveys a very important lesson: if you meet a fat woman and you think she's be hot if only she were skinny, just buy her an exercise bike. It works every time!
“Judging from the cover, this is either a story about a fat woman dreaming about being thin and having boyfriends, or about a thin woman bored with men who just wishes she could be alone and stuff her face for a change.”
It’s entertainingly horrifying, as are many of the other comics on that site. And it conveys a very important lesson: if you meet a fat woman and you think she's be hot if only she were skinny, just buy her an exercise bike. It works every time!
posted by mo pie at 2:16 PM
8 Comments:
It works in just 5 weeks at that!
eeeeEEEEWWWW!!! Just at the concept.
Unless she shops for a VERY expensive Donna Karan/Zac Posen "bridal wardrobe" on his credit card.
And if he's going to be that picky about size of wife, said credit card had BETTER be Amex Black.
Hey Mo, I can't click the link to read the comic. Is it a Firefox problem? Anyone else having trouble?
I was about to say that the boss deserves a kick in the nuts but now that I thin about it: the writer deserves it better, along with the stupid person that allowed that to be published.
And the link didn't work in IE either.
That is craziness! I like the comment about the methamphetamines clouding her judgment. My real hope is that it's a community property state and that Miriam will take Gordon for half of everything in a few months.
Let's try this.
Amex Black, 75% cash advance (she got herself a signature card, right?) and then --
"Hasta lasagna - don't get any on ya."
I like Mr. Kitty's comments though.
Nice memory-lane/time-wasting collection he's got there.
The link's got some extraneous surrounding bits, at least on my browser -- just trim them off to get http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics44.html
65 pounds overweight at 172? She's got to be extremely short to pull off an ideal of 107.
That comic was ridiculous, but thanks to Mister Kitty for a great laugh!
I've been looking at that site for an hour and trying not to laugh too hard because I don't want to rupture myself (literally -- I had abdominal surgery last week). In fact, I've now referenced it on my blog, hope you don't mind.
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