Death Is Not An Option: Marlon Brando, Elvis, or George Clooney?
"That our perspective is insane is evident in the fact that the bodies of obvious cocaine and laxative abusers are propped up against the physiques of average people, like celery sticks crowning a roiling bowl of cheese dip."
A well-written article that does mention Kirstie Alley yet again, but is worth reading anyway. I mean, how many articles these days contain the phrase "roiling bowl of cheese dip"?
Then there's this article which is not quite as literary, but does contain an interesting tidbit. Why does he have to give up sex? (See, now you have to go read it.)
A well-written article that does mention Kirstie Alley yet again, but is worth reading anyway. I mean, how many articles these days contain the phrase "roiling bowl of cheese dip"?
Then there's this article which is not quite as literary, but does contain an interesting tidbit. Why does he have to give up sex? (See, now you have to go read it.)
posted by mo pie at 9:55 AM
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So do you burn more points in doggy or missionary position?
Funny, I have sex at least every other day and I've still got a good 50 pounds to go...you know I still had that much sex when I was forty pounds heavier too...
As for the first article, I don't think it was well done- was there really a need to mention Kirstie Alley all of those times and say she had five chins? I think the person who wrote it is an ass who's contriditcing their own point that they're trying to make.
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