How You Know You Might Be Getting Mildly Hysterical
I was researching the care and feeding of my new tree frog, Apple. (He came with that name; I'm not trying to be Gwyneth, except that I totally plan to converse with my tree frog in a "Gwyneth Paltrow British" accent.)
I knew things were getting a little out-of-hand when I read this page and my first thought was Hey! My frog is not "dumpy" or "flabby" or "obese"! He's just happy!
To paraphrase Will Ferrell: "Psst. He's a fucking frog."
I knew things were getting a little out-of-hand when I read this page and my first thought was Hey! My frog is not "dumpy" or "flabby" or "obese"! He's just happy!
To paraphrase Will Ferrell: "Psst. He's a fucking frog."
2 Comments:
Ummm, have you read "Geek Love" by Katherine Dunn? It might give you a slightly different perspective on the nmae 'Apple'.
Oh nO! Fat bias among frog owners. Will it never end?!?
I see the birthing of a new website...
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