Friday, August 06, 2004

How You Know You Might Be Getting Mildly Hysterical

I was researching the care and feeding of my new tree frog, Apple. (He came with that name; I'm not trying to be Gwyneth, except that I totally plan to converse with my tree frog in a "Gwyneth Paltrow British" accent.)

I knew things were getting a little out-of-hand when I read this page and my first thought was Hey! My frog is not "dumpy" or "flabby" or "obese"! He's just happy!

To paraphrase Will Ferrell: "Psst. He's a fucking frog."

2 Comments:

Blogger fredlet said...

Ummm, have you read "Geek Love" by Katherine Dunn? It might give you a slightly different perspective on the nmae 'Apple'.

11:44 AM  
Blogger Julie said...

Oh nO! Fat bias among frog owners. Will it never end?!?

I see the birthing of a new website...

5:49 AM  

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