Giving The People What They Want, Again
Your Google searches lead you here; I lead you to the light.
"dresses to flatter fat girls" = Well, it depends on what your body shape is. But Torrid's dress selection is pretty awesome, and I also have friends who look extraordinarily hot in dresses by Igigi. Both of those companies, as you'll notice, have actual plus-sized women as their plus-sized models. (I'm looking at you, Lane Bryant Catalog.)
"weight watchers cheesecake factory" = Well, there's some information at Dotti's. Every time I look at the numbers for that White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake, I want to cry. I could share that thing with six people and it would still do some damage.
"you are my candy girl" = If you're looking for lyrics, they are here. If you're just trying to win me over with compliments, thank you!
"did star jones have surgery" = Previously asked Star Jones questions are answered here and sort of here. And some Star Jones gossip is here. She's denying that she had gastric bypass surgery. On the other hand, she's also denying her husband is gay to which I, with my finger on the pulse of celebrity gossip, say, "Girl, please."
"i ate a donut and now i feel guilty" = Well, a donut contains about 250 calories. Here are a bunch of ways you could burn off 250 calories. Then you won't feel guilty anymore!
"ann coulter invocation" = Whatever you do, do not invoke Ann Coulter. Ever.
"dresses to flatter fat girls" = Well, it depends on what your body shape is. But Torrid's dress selection is pretty awesome, and I also have friends who look extraordinarily hot in dresses by Igigi. Both of those companies, as you'll notice, have actual plus-sized women as their plus-sized models. (I'm looking at you, Lane Bryant Catalog.)
"weight watchers cheesecake factory" = Well, there's some information at Dotti's. Every time I look at the numbers for that White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake, I want to cry. I could share that thing with six people and it would still do some damage.
"you are my candy girl" = If you're looking for lyrics, they are here. If you're just trying to win me over with compliments, thank you!
"did star jones have surgery" = Previously asked Star Jones questions are answered here and sort of here. And some Star Jones gossip is here. She's denying that she had gastric bypass surgery. On the other hand, she's also denying her husband is gay to which I, with my finger on the pulse of celebrity gossip, say, "Girl, please."
"i ate a donut and now i feel guilty" = Well, a donut contains about 250 calories. Here are a bunch of ways you could burn off 250 calories. Then you won't feel guilty anymore!
"ann coulter invocation" = Whatever you do, do not invoke Ann Coulter. Ever.
posted by mo pie at 8:19 PM
2 Comments:
Mo, you are wonderful.
I totally love this approach to what you should do after eating a doughnut. Don't feel guilty - just burn it off and forget it. Fabulous.
I have gone off cheesecake lately. Nobody warned me this would be a side-effect of healthy eating.
I also like this: http://www.kiyonna.com/?sblid=index
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