Friday, October 27, 2006

Tom Cruise Grooms His Beard

Tom Cruise has reportedly become "very concerned" about Katie "Kate" Holmes being too fat after childbirth, so he's put her on a strict exercise regime to make sure she is skinny in time for the wedding. He's hired a bunch of babysitters and everything. Isn't he so sweet?

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Cruise is a tool - a domineering, manipulative tool. That is all.

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best title of a post! My husband and I always thought he was a freak. It was the clenched teeth perma grin and faux hearty laughter. At least he used to channel the crazy. His performance in Taps? brilliant. I have never bought into the "free celebrity" Kitson T-shirt kind of thing, but really someone should kidnap and de-program the poor woman. Her family must be deeply concernced.

10:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I stopped liking him when he tried like hell to say that his and Nicole Kidman's marriage ended before the 10th year of marriage, which was a crock. If it was over why did they renew their vows right before he left? He needs to seek some of that group counseling his weirdo religion believes in instead of psychiatry.

Plus I read that Katie Holmes may have had that baby way before April, a doctor said that that baby looks a good 5-6 months old on the cover of Vanity Fair and I wholeheartedly agree with him.

At 3 months a baby is still filling out, and is usually not that big. They also showed some photos of Katie supposedly late in her pregnancy where she had no bump and then it reappeared like a month later.

1:40 PM  

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