Thursday, October 05, 2006

You Won't Believe It

But kids would rather eat junk than healthy food. I know. I know! It's as if junk food actually offers more in the way of instant gratification and yummy taste.

"Cook says the problem is that many children just don't 'understand' the food that well-meaning grown-ups want them to eat. Many children, she says, don't eat stews, pies, and pasta concoctions at home. Some don't even like foods touching each other on a plate, she says, let alone mixed together in a casserole. For them, the new menu - replete with items like Quorn burger (a meat substitute made from fungus) with gravy and lentil curry - is anathema."

Well, Quorn is actually really good, but "gravy and lentil curry"? Those poor kids!

-- mo pie

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Naw, Dateline proved last month that kids will eat ANYTHING if you put a spongebob sticker on it.

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quorn sounds like the short name version of Queer Porn. or a bad bad off-brand breakfast cereal.

5:46 PM  
Blogger Katie Taylor said...

I think Quorn sounds like a Norwegian death metal band, though I also offer two quatloos for the off-brand breakfast cereal.

7:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mary, that would be KORN.

You all are hilarious.

I eat mushrooms, but meat fungus?

Eeeeeewwwwwwwww!

11:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reading that article brought back horrible memories of the school "dinners" (ie. lunches) I had as a child in England.

I still shudder at the memory of the neapolitan-striped tapioca. Ugh - that's put me off my dinner!

1:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the gravy and lentil curry sounds a lot better than the fungus-based meat substitute. Then again, mushrooms are a fungus, so maybe it's OK.

8:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I second Beth. Quorn is actually pretty tasty, low-fat, versatile and filling too. I cook with it quite often. (Though a veggie friend and I often joke it's probably soylent green).

10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beth, I never saw/heard the Gardenburger anti-Quorn campaign, but I don't doubt that they would strike back at any tastier competitor. That's what companies do... try to protect their brand position.

That said, I'll make it a point to try the Quorn stuff next time I'm shopping (I eat mostly vegetarian, so I'm always looking for better things to sub in chili, etc. Thanks for the info!

I still say lentil curry is yummy, properly prepared. I just doubt that any school lunch program could do it well, given their constraints.

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quorn was doing all right until that soylent green reference. Once I get the mental image of ground and processed corpses out of my head, I'll give it a try.

10:45 PM  
Blogger K said...

I'm pretty sure it's Quorn with gravy, and plain old lentil curry.

Quorn is a pretty decent meat substitute. I'm vegetarian, but my husband is not, and he'll eat it. (His verdict: not as good as premium beef mince in bolognese or chilli, but better than cheaper mince.)

What is it people don't like about lentils? I think they're one of the most maligned foodstuffs. Yummy.

8:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I too am a fan of the much-maligned lentil but many find it gives them raging wind.

4:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, let me make sure I've got this straight. Is Quorn soy? Because I have heard too much soy shrinks your brain (apparently, the Japanese don't eat it in 25g bunches the way we Westerners are prone to do).

Buff -- you just HAD to go to Soylent Green, didn't you? Want to keep all the quorn for yourselves in the UK and away from us Heston-ized Americans.

Hmph.

8:54 PM  

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