'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I had no idea that Kelly Osbourne was interested in appearing in Playboy, but damn, I sort of wish Hugh Hefner wasn't being an ass about it. I choose to believe that he's commenting on the fact that she has a unique brand of attractiveness that might not be appreciated by the average Playboy reader, unlike than the vanilla plasticized Playmates that he normally uses. And I also choose to believe that this is not a comment her size, because damn, she's totally hot, in a Sophie Dahl pre-Trim Spa (NSFW) kind of way.
Dear Hefner,
I would totally buy a Kelly Osbourne issue. I might actually read the articles too.
Sincerely, Weetabix
PS. Aren't you 80? How much airbrushing do you need?
Dear Hefner,
I would totally buy a Kelly Osbourne issue. I might actually read the articles too.
Sincerely, Weetabix
PS. Aren't you 80? How much airbrushing do you need?
posted by Weetabix at 3:06 PM
5 Comments:
God, Hugh Hefner. Total ass.
Much as I love Kelly O., I'm gonna have to go with a "Honey, aim higher" on this one.
(Are Hugh Hefner and Donald Trump really just different versions of the same person?)
"(Are Hugh Hefner and Donald Trump really just different versions of the same person?)"
Tokyo Rosa, you just blew my mind.
Right on Tokyo Rosa.
I was going to comment on the idea that to say Hugh Hefner being an ass about it, well, its in his zen nature to be so. Just as it is a tree's nature to have green leaves, it is Hef's nature to be an ass.
Aim higher indeed. A partnership with Larry Flynt would be higher than with Hef, in my humble opinion. But she can go even higher than that.
Hugh Heffner is such a douche! He let Drew Barrymore's mom pose nude for Playboy and she was like what in her 50s? and a lot LESS attractive then Kelly Osbourne.
COME ON KELLY LUV LETS SEE THOSE BIG BRITISH TITS!
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