Found Poetry

The list of ads in the sidebar today is perplexing. It makes me wonder if somehow Google is trying to communicate some arcane wisdom to us. Or maybe Google has the ability to predict the future in cryptic fashion, like Nostradamus!

Ashley Olsen
Chubby Fat Man
Civil Ceremony
Sand Ceremony

So if Ashley Olsen marries, like, Drew Carey, in a completely secular manner, on a beach somewhere... you heard it here first.