Fight! Fight! Fight!
In case you enjoy a good fight with a semi-stupid person, look no further than this comment. You guys, I'm 31 and I walked up two flights of stairs to get to my office today. IT'S A MEDICAL MIRACLE. Also, I don't exactly understand what the "walked on our planet" joke is about, but it must be funny, since it features an "lol."
To wash the taste out of your mouth, here are some cute photos of a plus-sized beauty contest in China. I wish I had a fuzzy robe and a fan. And a giant drum.
To wash the taste out of your mouth, here are some cute photos of a plus-sized beauty contest in China. I wish I had a fuzzy robe and a fan. And a giant drum.
posted by mo pie at 7:55 AM
7 Comments:
OMG!! I think I have HARD DISEASE!!! Is that when it's hard to believe that idiots like Anonymous even share our oxygen?
Love the Beauty Contest!!
Oh no... I'm being... smothered by....ellipses....Help....please...
Or maybe I'm just suffering from "hard disease." It's a hard disease to have.
Haw, Laurabora and PQ.
I'll bet anonymous dude would think I'm a big ol' fatty since I weigh more than the dudley prescribed 125 lbs. (or is it 120 now?)
Big ol' disgustin' fatty I may be, but I did manage to find myself a man who can spell and punctuate (and breathe through his nose!).
I'd love to invite him to a spinning class, by the way.
But he's probably too busy playing computer games in his "apartment" in his mother's basement.
Little Miss Ess
Snort... (Or if you go with this guy's model (..) See, he even likes his ellipses to be lean.)
This is the type of response that they posted over on Fatty McBlog that creeped me out the most, much more even than the repugnant, yet honest, "I wouldn't want my friends to see me with a fat chick." It's fat phobia and mysogyny attempting to hide behind a more noble sounding rationaliztion like: It's not the fat. It's what the fat represents (poor health and an obvious lack of self respect) that makes me shy away.
Really? So are you also saying that you have zero overweight male friends, 'cuz by your definition, they couldn't hang with you either, what with all the huffing and puffing. If one of them starts to get a little bit of junk in the trunk, do you take them aside and have a heart-to-heart about the effect on their health and their obvious self-esteem problems? I would be shocked to find out this is the case.
(erm... sorry for the comment hijacking)
The commenter clearly has "hard disease". If a word's too hard, he can't figure out how to use it.
An eyeroll and a walk-on to the remainder of his zombie-parrot drivel.
BethK -
"Snort... (Or if you go with this guy's model (..) See, he even likes his ellipses to be lean.)"
*FALLING OVER LAUGHING*
I loved this: "I knew a 22 year old 275 year old Fat girl . She is very ugly and physically unattractive..but i was suprised that she wants a "handsome" guy.. "
Translated from the original Dumbass: "I asked this fat chick out because I thought she'd be a Sure Thing, if you get my drift -- and she shot me down! Do you even believe that shit?"
(And she was 275 years old? And here I thought fat people didn't live that long because we're all killing ourselves with pizza and Twinkies!)
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