Checking In With Star
How is Star Jones doing these days? She and her gay husband are getting divorced, right? Or did I make that up? Was that "Al is with a man!" thing just in the Enquirer? Is my Britney-and-Kevin gossip spilling over? (Speaking of which, did you hear that her family staged a "Divorce Kevin!" intervention? It happened after she came to his CD release party and he apparently treated her like dirt. Nice, Kev.)
Where was I? Oh yes. Star Jones. I didn't scroll down past the first awesome comment: "She looks like a Flavor of Love contestant." That may beat out "she looks like a llama" for my favorite Star Jones sentence to date.
Where was I? Oh yes. Star Jones. I didn't scroll down past the first awesome comment: "She looks like a Flavor of Love contestant." That may beat out "she looks like a llama" for my favorite Star Jones sentence to date.
posted by mo pie at 5:54 PM
5 Comments:
Now, Mo, you know I love you.
That said, if it were me (which I know it's not) I'd tread very very carefully with the - um - descriptive terms that you'd use for a public figure's husband.
(Especially since you're getting to be a fairly public figure yourself. That's a compliment.)
(Also, especially since, lest anyone forget, LaStar still holds her license to practice law.)
You don't want karma or any of its nastier cousins biting you in the butt over the holiday season. Less pie, less filling.
Well, I'm sure everyone knows that by "gay" I meant "gay according to the Enquirer, who was sued becuase they implied that he was gay, when he is obviously not actually gay." Better? :)
"gay according to the Enquirer, who was sued becuase they implied that he was gay"
If it were me (and I know it's not), I'd stop there. Assuming I even went there in the first place.
That's the whole point; they got sued because they implied something they couldn't necessarily prove.
And I'm sure you have better things to do with a sum equivalent to whatever the Enquirer spent on defense -- like buying one of everything in Elena Miro's collection (and those Marc Jacobs shoes from Fatshionista) for your holiday revels.
Hee.
Is that a pic of you? Cutest photo ever.
What kind of pie is that you're holding? Looks like cranberry cinnamon or something equally fabulous.
It's gotta be great to be so perfect that you can whine,moan and criticize the skin flab on someone's arm...
I read through the infantile list of comments on that website and now I'm ill.
I don't praise or criticize anyone who's chosen the WLS path to regain their health. Far be it from me to judge them without walking in their shoes...
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