Thursday, November 10, 2005

Hey Babe, What's Your Sign?

Lose weight with astrology! I bet her book says that Pisces and Taurus are the "fat signs" since they're associated with self indulgence (Pisces) and love of food (Taurus). What the author (Maria Shaw) does tell you is that "Skinny-Minnies tend to be Aquarius, Gemini, Libra and Capricorn."

I don't know about you, but I use my astrological penchant for self indulgence to maintain plausible deniability.

8 Comments:

Blogger K said...

At the point at which I discovered Virgos were supposed to be tidy, obsessively organised people, the whole thing went out of the window for me. I'm a Virgo and I live in book-cluttered chaos and am always late for things.

Still, anything for a get-out clause...

2:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So then I guess being a fat Capricorn makes me some freak of nature, eh? ;)

Kristin

6:38 AM  
Blogger Laura Bora from Bufadora said...

I've read that it's Gemini's nervous energy that keep them so svelte.

Not me. Nope. I'm fat.

3:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn. i'm a libra. what happened? ha ha...

6:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My husband is a Pisces and he is thin. So much for this theory.

9:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhaha, I'm a pisces and my bf is a taurus and we're both fat! eeee!!! :D

4:38 PM  
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