Fat People Don't Get Hungry
Not to throw my hat into this particular ring, but I followed Scalzi's link over to this person, who says, of the hurricane victims-slash-looters-slash-finders:
"...so many of these 'starving' people who were 'justifiably stealing food' (and sneakers, and Heineken) were fat."
Oh, they were fat, were they? In that case, who needs food at all! It would do them good to live without food for a week or so. She is so right!
"...so many of these 'starving' people who were 'justifiably stealing food' (and sneakers, and Heineken) were fat."
Oh, they were fat, were they? In that case, who needs food at all! It would do them good to live without food for a week or so. She is so right!