What's The Word I'm Looking For? Oh, Right! Fuck You.
"Egotastic," an "entertainment blog," has posted pictures of Tyra Banks in her bikini. The headline? "Tyra Banks Bikini Pictures Are Not What They Used To Be." The copy? "Once upon a time, Tyra Banks used to be hot, and Tyra Banks bikini pictures would have been a very welcome sight. Sadly, those days are gone."
Excuse me? Pardon me? The hell?
Tyra Banks has an enormous head and she is irritating for so, so many reasons, but she has quit modeling, she has started eating, and even though she's no longer model-thin, she is looking - how you say in Top Model speak? Fierce. And her man? He has got very nice shoulders.
Suck it, Egotastic.
Excuse me? Pardon me? The hell?
Tyra Banks has an enormous head and she is irritating for so, so many reasons, but she has quit modeling, she has started eating, and even though she's no longer model-thin, she is looking - how you say in Top Model speak? Fierce. And her man? He has got very nice shoulders.
Suck it, Egotastic.
posted by anne at 1:39 PM
7 Comments:
Fuck them indeed.
And, Weet is a contributor now! I like her writing a lot.
Tyra is looking fantastic these days. She always had a little more meat than most of the models, but if anyone is calling this current version of her fat then they need serious help. :( So yes, fuck them, but not literally, who would want to fuck such shallow types? :)
You know, even if she was still modeling you can't expect the woman to look the same when she's just hanging out near the pool as when she is posing and air brushed.
Ah yes, fierce. Let's play the America's Next Top Model Drinking Game - one shot for every time you hear the word fierce, two shots for every time you hear edgy.
I can't help it though - every time it's on a marathon on VH1 I get sucked back in...like how you can't turn away when looking at a train wreck, I think
Fuck them indeed.
The bit that made me fume was "But I don't remember Tyra Banks ever having a kid, so what's her excuse for not being in shape..."
Men like that make me fume - they seem to think they're judging a beauty pageant and the entire female population are contestants. Why don't they upload some pix of themselves in Speedos so we get to sit back and judge?
Sorry, I had to get that off my (non-enhanced) chest.
Ditto, Susan! A friend's 15-year-old son recently criticized Britney's new look. Now if he seemed like a fashion critic in the making, I might have let it slide. Rather, he just seemed to think that it was his place to pass judgment on women's looks. I made a joke about how he'd be drooling if he ever saw her in person, and I wondered what she'd think of his looks. That made him think (hopefully).
She fatted!
The Egotastic writer is a friend of a friend of a friend, and rest assured he has never and probably will never touch a real woman in his life. At least, not from his parents' basement.
His oscillation between calling women cows and criticizing their thinness is nauseating.
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